Graduate Certificate
Hypnotic Facilitation
Train in deep-listening, responsive trancecraft, and safe induction flows to guide one-on-one and group experiences.
Request syllabusA compassionate approach to pleasure education
Located in the heart of New Castle, Indiana (47362), Goon University offers a thoughtful curriculum blending evidence-based intimacy studies with creative community practice. We prioritize safety, consent, and the art of slow exploration.
Our faculty draw from counseling, somatics, performance art, and mindfulness traditions, giving learners a varied perspective on intimacy that remains grounded, professional, and welcoming to all identities.
Campus
Downtown Loft Studio
Adaptive lighting suites, plush lounge spaces, and private reflection rooms support immersive sessions and collaborative learning.
Culture
Consent-Led Community
Participants co-create agreements, celebrate boundaries, and honor wellness goals at every stage of the gooning journey.
Support
Peer & Professional Guidance
Certified guides, licensed therapists, and student-led circles offer check-ins, pacing strategies, and integration planning.
Programs & Certificates
Professional pathways for educators, facilitators, and curious practitioners seeking mindful, inclusive goon culture training.
Diploma
Edging Dynamics
Discover pacing protocols, breathwork, and timing choreography for collaborative, prolonged arousal practice.
Download outlineContinuing Education
Community Care Lab
A flexible workshop series covering aftercare, journaling, and ritual design for sustainable goon practices.
Join waitlistWhy learners choose Goon U
From day one, students are matched with a care team, step into a thoughtful orientation ritual, and receive access to curated audio journeys, session planners, and reflective tools. Our campus hums with low lighting, plush textures, and soft soundscapes that keep the mood cozy yet focused.
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Community Standards
Explicit consent protocols, anonymous feedback loops, and staff monitors uphold trust in every session.
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Research Library
Access essays on erotic mindfulness, sensory pacing, and the history of goon culture.
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Performance Studio
Modular lighting rigs and audio-reactive visuals for experimenting with trance-inspired theatre.
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Aftercare Lounge
Heated blankets, hydration bar, and collaborative debrief prompts to encourage integration.
Student Voices
“The faculty gave me tools to approach arousal with patience, humor, and respect. It’s an atmosphere unlike any other.”
“I love the gentle, collaborative vibe. We laugh, we focus, and we always leave feeling held by the community.”
Admissions & Partnerships
We accept applications on a rolling basis for seasonal cohorts. Our admissions team guides prospective students through interviews, readiness plans, and community agreements that honor boundaries and playful curiosity.
- Scholarships available for educators, therapists, and creatives expanding pleasure-positive wellness access.
- Corporate retreats and private intensives tailored for mindful intimacy teams.
- Digital resources, including guided audio labs and facilitator toolkits, launching soon.
Connect With Us
Request a campus tour, schedule an intake call, or inquire about collaboration opportunities.
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